In SeaMart:
"Ooh, Daddy! Gay men! Daddy! Daddy! Gay men!"
*looks back*
Game. Hen.
Right.
an instruction manual dedicated to our children
In SeaMart:
"Ooh, Daddy! Gay men! Daddy! Daddy! Gay men!"
*looks back*
Game. Hen.
Right.
A: We can do anything we want; we don't have to keep to a schedule!
B: Except shoot people with machine guns.
A: Well, yes.
C: Machine guns aren't appropriate.
"Wait, what do you want me not to do?"
"Tickle me."
"OKAY"
*Boy collapses in a pile of giggles*
"Major Tom to Ground Control. I'm on Mars."
"Ground Control to Major Tom. Try to find the right place. The right place is The Milky Way."