Situational ethics

A: We can do anything we want; we don't have to keep to a schedule!
B: Except shoot people with machine guns.
A: Well, yes.
C: Machine guns aren't appropriate.

I can't believe the same trick worked twice in a row

"Wait, what do you want me not to do?"
"Tickle me."
"OKAY"
*Boy collapses in a pile of giggles*